Valerie Sassyfras Patron Saint of Sass Candle-$20-Limited Run
Color Graphic Patron Saint of Sass Candle. Order Yours Today!
Color Graphic Patron Saint of Sass Candle. Order Yours Today!
Brand New 100% Cotton Valerie Sassyfras Tee Shirt (DTG Digital Direct To Garment) with Hot Pink/Green/Black/White Sizes Small-Ex Large Design by the fabulous @aupartstudio Only $30
Brand New 100% Cotton Valerie Sassyfras Tee Shirt (DTG Digital Direct To Garment) with Hot Pink/Green/Black/White Size-XXL Design by the fabulous @aupartstudio Only $38
Go Back in Time To The 80's when Jane Fonda and Richard Simmons ruled the Workout Routine! Sassyfras has done her version of Disco and Workout Music with this New Album Sassercise! 10 New Songs --- 1. Sweet Sassy Read more
Go Back in Time To The 80's when Jane Fonda and Richard Simmons ruled the Workout Routine! Sassyfras has done her version of Disco and Workout Music with this New Album Sassercise! 10 New Songs --- 1. Sweet Sassy Sassercise Sassout 2. Dream Team 3. Guilty Pleasure 4. Global Workout 5. Express It 6. Physical 7. Never Have 2 Much Exercise 8. Exercise Is My Religion 9. True Dat 10. Let's Get Stoned & Screw Free Autographed Now Let's Get Moving!
Free Shipping! The Second Run of Sassyfras' Memoir Now Available! Sassyfras has assembled 33 short stories of her life. From the first time she smoked pot to the first time she took acid...from shoplifting at Saks to her Read more
Free Shipping! The Second Run of Sassyfras' Memoir Now Available! Sassyfras has assembled 33 short stories of her life. From the first time she smoked pot to the first time she took acid...from shoplifting at Saks to her adventures performing with her dearly beloved husband Johnny, this book will thrill you, chill you, and keep a smile on your face. Lots of local New Orleans references, as she was born and bred right here in the Big Easy. Each story comes with a color illustration by the illustrious, formidable talent that is Ceasar Meadows. Price is $30 with Free Autograph! Let me know who to autograph to and any other info you want to share...where you've seen me perform, etc.
Here is review from Antigravity Magazine: Every community has its local stars, the artists you can't imagine in any other context, and feel vaguely protective of should they reach a national audience. New Orleans has more than most places, and high on the list is Valerie Sassyfras. In recent years, the Cajun-rooted multi-instrumentalist has gone from being a mainstay of Gasa Gasa, Tipitinas, and French Quarter Fest to appearing on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and America's Got Talent, thanks to her catchy, quasi-raunchy anthem "Girls Night Out. "
This memoir, told as a series of autobiographical vignettes, takes its name from that song's memorable chorus, and mixes amusing tales of sex, drugs, and zydeco with poignant memories of her family and late, beloved husband and musical partner Johnny Donald.
Together, Sassyfras' frank and memorable recollections capture her life as a hardworking, distinctly New Orleans musician who continues to delight in New songs, friendships and experiences long after many of her contemporaries have hung up their instruments and dreams-as she realizes while attending a school reunion hosted (naturally) at Morris Barts mansion. Illustrations by ANTIGRAVITY comics editor Caesar Meadows perfectly compliment her stories and ground them further in New Orleans legend. Steven Melendez, Antigravity Magazine Back Photo Robert Spencer
The Classic! Get your very own Girls Night Out T-Shirt. 100% cotton. It's pretty much the best shirt ever. Who's the hunk? Available in Small and Medium
Special Sale! 100% all cotton pacific blue tee shirt with Black, Metallic Gold, and White Blast The Sass graphic. Let's Blast The Sass, y'all! Was $25. Now $20 each or 2 for $30!
Sizes Available: Small, Medium, Large,
Add $5 to Autograph. Tell me what message you would like. Going back to Sassyfras roots with some Zydeco Tunes plus Biographical messages on others. Homage to Big Freedia on Derriere. Jump was written after George Floyd Read more
Add $5 to Autograph. Tell me what message you would like. Going back to Sassyfras roots with some Zydeco Tunes plus Biographical messages on others. Homage to Big Freedia on Derriere. Jump was written after George Floyd murder. Alligator Dance a fun tune. Ain't My Job a Katrina tune. 1. Electric Rain-Segue 2. Mean Sassy Queen 3. Van Down By The River 4. Alligator Dance 5. Derriere 6. Zydeco Girl 7. Ain't My Job 8. Jump 9. Once A Who Dat 10.Voulez Vous 11. Zydeco Fix 12. Electric Rain-Segue
Was $35-Now $25.00 Add $5 to Autograph. Tell me what message you would like. How would you feel if someone you trusted threw you under the bus? Jump on the Crazy Train with me and find out!
Side A 1. Writin's On The Wall Read more
Was $35-Now $25.00 Add $5 to Autograph. Tell me what message you would like. How would you feel if someone you trusted threw you under the bus? Jump on the Crazy Train with me and find out!
Side A 1. Writin's On The Wall 2. 1 Step Forward 2 Steps Back 3. Crazy Train 4. Evil 5. My Way Side B 6. The Sass 7. The Big Easy 8. Old Man River/Mighty Mississippi 9. What's Up 10. Girl's Night Out
Porcelain 2-Sided White Coffee Cup w/Purple Copy. One Side-Valerie Sassyfras Image. The other side says:"I'm the Sass, You're The Sass, We're The Sass"
Stunning 8 1/2x11 color photo on heavy-stock photo paper with original autograph!
Sassyfras will perform Happy Birthday/Happy Anniversary/Happy Whatever for you in her studio with Lights and Sassy Choreography moves, plus her Accordion and background tracks! Also you can choose from Girl's Night Out, Read more
Sassyfras will perform Happy Birthday/Happy Anniversary/Happy Whatever for you in her studio with Lights and Sassy Choreography moves, plus her Accordion and background tracks! Also you can choose from Girl's Night Out, Hide The Pickle,etc.
Choose up to 3 songs, and you can also share a Personalized Message that Sassyfras will convey to recipient.
Buy A Song! Want a song for a birthday, engagement, anniversary, or more? Have Sassyfras write it for you! An arrangement with lyrics...or an instrumental with a singing chorus... You give Sassyfras any wants...what to Read more
Buy A Song! Want a song for a birthday, engagement, anniversary, or more? Have Sassyfras write it for you! An arrangement with lyrics...or an instrumental with a singing chorus... You give Sassyfras any wants...what to convey, type of music, and when you need it. See Store Link in Bio
When Valerie Sassyfras comes to your location and sings and performs Happy Birthday with her accordion for yourself or your guest.
Celebrating a birthday, anniversary, co-worker, anything? Contact The Sass and she'll be there to serenade you. She will perform 15 Minutes (Could be up to 7 songs) in her Sassyiest Style! Costumes, Props, Lights, and Pizazz! DJ Sass will perform for free while waiting for guests to arrive! Within 1 hour radius from New Orleans.
I will come to your porch, yard, or house, or anywhere you like with my p.a. and instruments, and sing and perform a half-hour for any occasion! Costumes, Props, Lights, Pizazz!!! DJ Sass will perform for free while waiting for guests to arrive! Within 1 hour drive from New Orleans.
Sassyfras will perform at venue of your choice for 45 minutes. This includes lights, props, p.a., and full Sassyfras Shenanigans! Free D.J. Sass waiting for party to start. Party within 1 hour drive from New Orleans.
One Hour Sassyfras Yardi Party at venue of your choice. Includes p.a., props, lights, costumes, camera, action. Free DJ Sass waiting for guests to arrive. Within 1 hour drive from New Orleans.